THE OFFICIAL MEMESWAP DISCLAIMER
"Let me sing you the song of my people... and their legal disclaimers!"
AKA "The Fine Print" (but we made it fun to read!)
READ THIS BEFORE YOU MEME!
(Yes, we know nobody reads disclaimers, but this one's actually important!)
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Memeswap is a platform for creating and trading meme tokens. Nothing on this platform should be considered financial advice. We're here for the lulz, not to help you plan your retirement.
If you're looking for serious investment advice, please consult a licensed financial advisor (and maybe reconsider why you're looking at meme tokens in the first place).
RISK OF LOSS
Meme tokens are highly volatile and speculative. The value of your tokens can go to the moon 🚀 or crash and burn 💥 faster than you can say "HODL." Only invest what you can afford to lose.
Remember: Past performance is not indicative of future results. Just because a token called "ElonDogeMoonRocket" went up 1000% yesterday doesn't mean it won't be worthless tomorrow.
MEME RESPONSIBILITY
With great meme power comes great meme responsibility. Don't create tokens that infringe on copyrights, promote hate speech, or violate any laws. Be creative, not criminal.
We reserve the right to remove any token that violates our terms of service or is just plain offensive. Keep it fun, keep it legal, and keep it somewhat tasteful (or at least funny).
TECHNICAL RISKS
Blockchain technology is still experimental. Smart contracts may have bugs, transactions might fail, and sometimes things just break. We do our best to make everything work smoothly, but we can't guarantee perfection.
Always double-check transaction details, keep your private keys secure, and never share your seed phrase with anyone (not even if they claim to be "tech support" or a "Nigerian prince").
THE BOTTOM LINE
Memeswap is meant to be fun, entertaining, and maybe even profitable if you're lucky. But it's not a get-rich-quick scheme, a financial advisor, or a risk-free playground.
By using our platform, you acknowledge that you understand these risks and take full responsibility for your actions, your tokens, and your memes.
NOW GO FORTH AND MEME RESPONSIBLY!